shsltoasterlord:

nue:

nue:

what word in the english language is always spelled wrong

wrong

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spaceexp:

Latest picture from Indian Mars Orbital Mission with Olympus Mons visible in the frame

spaceexp:

Latest picture from Indian Mars Orbital Mission with Olympus Mons visible in the frame


madcuteyo:

liftedandgiftedd:

njborn95:

so-boujie:

blue-eyed-hanji:

thelifeofnachos:

These shows taught me all about animals, science, math, geography, reading, grammar, kindness and friendship. 

This will always be golden 

aww yissss

I can feel the nostalgia ooze into my bloodstream

was Carmen Sandiego ever found

Wow I forgot about so many of these.

my fucking childhood!

Am i the only one who naturally read the titles in the jingle of their theme songs? Cept for zoooom

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officiallordbaelish:

im dying this is my fav 

officiallordbaelish:

im dying this is my fav 

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d0nn0:

clestroying:

barebackinq:

porkrub:

barebackinq:

porkrub:

barebackinq:

during cummies ∩(︶▽︶)∩

No cummies for you tonight kitten now straight to bed with you

(╯ಊ╰) but daddy…im so squishy…it tingles daddy..im sticky..

Use mr fluffy baby until I get home from work and maybe I’ll give you cummies

( ´∀`)Thank you daddy! baby cant wait for cummies!!

wHAT THE FUCK

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vivacosima:

cat: places paw tentatively on boob
me: please–
cat: presses paw down on boob
me: don’t–
cat: slowly, agonizingly walks across boobs

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thatanomalousblog:

I’ve come too far to risk all this good luck

thatanomalousblog:

I’ve come too far to risk all this good luck

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heart:

heart:

what do you guys think the point of life is

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this was beautiful to read

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Guy on train: I'd fuck you if you didn't have so many tattoos.
Me: *turns up music*
Guy: I said I'd fuck you if you didn't have so many tattoos!
Me: *takes off headphones* Leave. Me. Alone.
Guy: Why the fuck do you have so many tattoos?
Me:
Guy: Are you fucking deaf as well as a piece of trash?
Lady by door: Hey. Leave her alone.
Guy: Are you her trash girlfriend? Fucking dykes, all tattooed like fucking men. Disgusting waste of pussy.
Lady: *moves forward, carefully moves jacket so only I can see the badge on her belt* Are you okay?
Me: Fine. Just wish he'd go away.
Lady cop: I can make that happen.
Guy: Oh, yeah, bitch? Who the fuck are you? I'll kill you!
Lady cop: And that's what I was waiting for. *grabs guy, holds him against the door* Harassing women on the train was enough, but you just threatened a cop. You're battin' a thousand tonight.
Entire train: *applauds*